Ok, now smile! WITH YOUR MOUTH!
"The endeavor to preserve themselves as others preserve furniture or canned food. This negative obstinacy makes them enemies of their own existence and hostile to others: good meals spoil the figure, wine injures the complexion, too much smiling brings wrinkles, the sun damages the skin, sleep makes one dull, work wears one out, love puts rings under the eyes, kisses redden the cheeks, caresses deform the breasts, embraces wither the flesh, maternity disfigures face and body… she would like to shield herself from men, the world, from time, as one protects furniture with slipcovers."
The Second Sex by Simone de Beauvior